How I found out I was pregnant

So I was one day late. As most of my friends know, I am all over the board when it comes to being on time so I was not sure if I was really late. So for fun I went to work and talked about my baby. My baby is hungry, it hurts the baby to bend over etc... After work I went to my friends Cory's house to watch the Biggest Loser. When the show was done I left and headed to Walmart to pick up a pregnancy test joking all the way. I got home and called Sam asked him if he wanted me to wait until he got home or if he wanted me to go ahead and take the test. He said go ahead because neither one of us thought in a million years that I was pregnant. So I took the test and left the bathroom not thinking anything about it. Sarah went into the bathroom to do something and I followed her because I was talking to her. That's when something caught my eye. It was THE PREGNANCY TEST. I looked at it and I was very confused. I saw two lines but that didn't seem right. I picked it up and looked and the handle where it said one line NOT Pregnant two lines Pregnant. I looked back and forth, back and forth two lines means which one, pregnant means two lines WHAT!!!! I did believe that I was seeing so I asked Sarah what she saw and she was laughing at me. She was so excited and I started seeing stars. I started pacing back and forth trying to breath as the idea so did not want to sink in. I called Sam in a panic asking him where he was and when he would be home. He asked me what my problem was and I screamed I am pregnant. He proceeded to ask me if I was kidding and I continued to ask him where he was. He said he was pulling up and we hung up. Two minutes later he walked in the door and I was still seeing stars. He asked me again if I was kidding. We both proceed to try and beat each other to the bathroom to see the test. I handed him the test and just stared and checked to make sure I was lying. After minute he looked at me and actually said "Do you want to keep it?" I just looked at him and I said "that was mean and I don't like you right now." Needless to say we had some special moments that consisted of what are we doing to do, we can't afford this, etc... all the questions that run through new parents to be that didn't plan this wonderful event. We both ran next door to our neighbors house for different reasons. I wanted to tell them and Sam was Tequila. A big glass! Anyway my neighbors were really excited and Tiffany started giving me pregnancy books. I came away with The Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy. Eventually we came back to our apartment and Sarah was running around screaming "you should have used a condom!" to our comments of "how could this have happened." Sarah continued to be excited and we were still in shock mode. We all hung out in our bed until about 1am when we all passed out.