I'm a working girl

I have been back at work for two days and I am exhausted. Yesterday was not so bad. It was not really a shock to the system. Today however is a completely different story. Last night I tossed and turned. I woke about a billion times. This morning came way too early. Got to work and everything was fine. After lunch I realized I was still hungry. I overheard my co-worker saying he was going to Burger King. I started to crave a hamburger so I begged him to get me a double cheeseburger for .99 cents. I had to give him change and ask for a advance of .30 cents. I scarfed it down and low and behold I was still hungry. It passed eventually. Now sometime in the afternoon I did go to the bathroom and as I was leaving I saw myself in the mirror. I AM SHOWING!!! I clearly have a preggers bump! I couldn't believe it considering I am not that far along. I will be 2 months this weekend. Just in case I was mistaken I showed my co-workers. They said I was going to get huge because I was showing this early. I will try to post a picture of my progress. On the way home I was craving Olive Garden Salad so I stopped off and bought some dressing. When I got home I realized that the lettece in the drawer was from November. I called Sam and asked him to pick me up some salad. SO here I am waiting, craving for a salad writing todays exciting events.